Christmas is all about spending time with family and friends, eating, drinking, and generally being merry. It’s also about finding the ugliest jumper you can – the uglier it is, the more festive. Period.
For vegans, there are plenty of animal-free options that are just as (if not more) lovely and ugly as the more traditional wooly jumpers. They should also be considerably less itchy.
Here are seven ugly Christmas jumper options to impress your family with this Christmas.
7 of the Best Wool-Free Vegan Ugly Christmas Jumpers
1. Pave Patterns
Pave Patterns offer a range of vegan-friendly, festive, humorous jumpers that “hope to inspire change.” In true holiday wear style, each design is bright with a loud festive pattern.
Visit Pave Patterns website here.
2. Not Just
Not Just recently launched its new range of vegan-friendly Christmas jumpers. Following the success of last years’ Jeremy Corbyn-themed design, this year, the brand launched a jumper with David Attenborough’s face on it. We’re not suggesting that Attenborough is ugly for one minute, but Not Just also offers a design with a Grinch-like Trump. And we’ll leave it at that.
Visit the Not Just website here.
3. Tipsy Elves
Tipsy Elves designs are everything a Christmas jumper should be: colorful, tacky, and delightfully cheesy.
Visit its website here.
4. Shredders Apparel
Got a heavy metal fan in the family? Many of Shredders Apparel’s options are wool-free and allow music fans to get festive while still supporting their favorite band.
Visit its website here.
5. Anticarnist
Christmas is all about love and light, and if you fancy it, hailing the seitan roast. This jumper from Anticarnist will allow you to spread the vegan joy, or at least get people talking.
Visit its website here.
6. Cheesy Christmas Jumpers
There’s only one thing that can make the cheesiest, ugliest, tackiest Christmas jumper even better, and that’s attached baubles you can fill up with wine. Thank you Cheesy Christmas Jumpers for this invention.
Visit the Cheesy Christmas Jumpers website here.
7. Truffle Shuffle
Who doesn’t love to get in touch with their inner child at Christmas time? Revisit your love for the Moomins with this bright number from Truffle Shuffle.
Visit the Truffle Shuffle website here.
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