Vegan Jersey Shore Pasta Sauce Is Here to Confuse You

Vegan “Jersey Shore” pasta sauce is a thing.

For those unfamiliar, “Jersey Shore” is the MTV reality show responsible for Snooki’s career. From 2009 to 2012, viewers followed the drunken debauchery of Pauly D and Vinny, as well as Jwow and Mike (aka The Situation), who lived and worked in Seaside Heights, New Jersey.

The show has inspired spinoffs around the globe; in the UK, it was “Geordie Shore,” in Spain “Gandía Shore,” and in Poland and Mexico, “Warsaw Shore” and “Acapulco Shore” respectively.

But if following the antics of drunk twenty-somethings around the globe isn’t enough for you, you can also now get your “Jersey Shore” fix with pasta sauce.

Thanks to Fye, you can use Jersey Shore Family Vacation Sunday Dinner Tomato Basil Pasta Sauce to add flavor to your next vegan spag bol.

The website says, “quit waiting for Vinny’s mom to deliver you Sunday dinner because it ain’t happening. Bro this Tomato Basil Pasta Sauce just may be her secret recipe that may lead you and that special someone to the Smush Room.”

If you’re wondering, the Smush Room is a specific room for getting up close and personal with a person of your choosing. It’s a sex room. And, apparently, this pasta sauce might lead you to it. Good luck.

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